Sunday, April 26, 2009

I have made the switch...

Well... I have finally made the switch... from Internet Explorer to Mozilla Firefox!1!!1! I must admit, I wasn't entirely sure about it at first. But ya' know, I think it's really workin' for me. IE always seemed kind of.. Lacking. Firefox is quite noticeably faster. (and I like teh desktop icon better. =P)

My friend was the one that convinced me to make the switch. I'm usually very squeamish about downloading stuff off the internet. But he was like "Dude, it's free and Google endorsed. Just try it out and if you don't like it, you can go back to IE."

I don't think I ever will. :D

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Wikihow is AMAZING

It is. I just wasted the last half hour browsing through random articles. They have a section on how to chew bubble gum. Bubble gum!

Very short blog post, I know. Sowwy.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Quantum of Solace Review

This movie came out months ago, but I'm cheap and waited for the video release. Anywhoo, teh latest installment in the Bond series brings us a much darker and serious story. Quick overview of the movie ~SPOILAHZ~ (omg no wai!): Picks up right where it left off, Bond has captured Mr. White and is taking him in for questioning. One high speed car chase later, we're in Siena Italy. M interrogates White, M's bodyguard turnscoat and runs. Bond gives chase. He kills the dude. Then theres a motorcycle chase, followed by a boat chase, followed by a plane chase followed by a footchase..

The whole story moves so fast, it just becomes a blur, and all we're left with is teh action scenes. Which are good, don't get me wrong, but they're just.. Ugh.. They relied too much on special effects, is what I'm sayin'. Not a very good story, just some nerd who runs this company that steals water from poor nations.

Craig was okay, not my favorite Bond, but okay. I kinda liked Bond's character in this one. He was more angry and crazy. He was like "Rogue Bond". >=D Though sometimes it got a little too serious. 'Specially for a Bond film.

All in all, I give 'dis film a er uhh... 2/10. And the reason it received such a low score is because he never said "Bond. James Bond."

...No seriously, I give it a 7/10. A goo' effort.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

120 Starz

I just picked up Galaxy again. Two years and the game is still amazing.. Anyway, I got all 120 stars the other day. Unlocked the secret ending and the ability to play as Luigi. :D

Picz 4 pr00f:

'Twas a very fun game. This has inspired me to go back and play sunshine again. I'm goin' for all 120 shines. I have 116 shines, but it'll still probably take awhile, anyway. It's been so long since I've played, and I forget which shines I'm missing. xP

Anywhoo, since I probably won't be able to get on tomorrow, Happy Easter in advance.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Wiimakez

I hatez Wiimakes.

They're just all the old games I've played like six or seven years ago reincarnated with new play control for people who were "late to the party".

'Nuff said.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Art Collab

I am currently involved in a forum art collaboration. For those of you who have never heard of such a thing, here's how it works...

You start an art thread on a forum (let's say for example the ah... STAR PIG FORUMS!!!) that has a certain theme. E.g. animals, building, etc., etc... Members post different pics, using this theme, whether it be done on a computer program or hand drawn and scanned in. After a certain amount o' time, the drawings are taken and put together to make a flash vid.

This particular theme will be focusing on 'Cubes' (probably because the thread was started on the Cubetoons forums)



I'll link to the forum topic at the bottom of this blog. We were limited to two entries per peorson, here are mine:



Not bad, eh? Don't forget to click the link below to check out the official topic for the art collab! Watch for it on Newground.com! Coming April 23rd 2009!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Galaxy vs. Sunshine

Hello my faithfull readers. A new month, a new blog. Apologies for not updating on the 1st, but I was offline, hiding from the Conficker Worm. It seems there was nothing to be afraid of, though, but whatever. All riiiight, let's kick this month off with the age old question: What's better? Mario Galaxy or... Mario Sunshine?!?Let's compare story. In Sunshine, you're going on vacation with Peach and teh toads to a tropical island. However upon arrival, you find that the once beatiful island has been polluted with sludge. The culprit that was seen spreading the grafitti with a paintbrush is disguised as Mario, and it's your job to clean up the island and solve the mystery of the shadow brush so you can clear your name.

In the end, you find out Bowser is behind the whole thing (surprise surprise) and for the final boss fight, you smash his hot tub into bits and dump him into the ocean. Kind of a disapointing final battle, but the ending cinematic makes beating the game worth it.

Galaxy - Princess Peach invites you to the castle and then is immediatly kidnapped by Bowser. After a failed attempt to save her, Mario is catapulted across the cosmos and lands on a tiny planet where he meets Rosalina. Rosalina takes Mario aboard her mobile Observatory and tells him to go collect some stars for fuel, so that the ship can travel to the center of the universe (where Bowser has Princess Peach imprisoned).

So after you collect enough Stars you fly to the center of the universe and fight Bow-sah. This final battle is extremely disapointing, not only because it's easy, but also because it's divided up into 3 stages which are all exactly the same. Not to mention, this is the same battle you were forced to go through earlier in the game. It gets a little repetitive. Then the ending cut scene is pretty lame, too. Mario, Peach, and Bowser wake up and their lying on the grass, then Mario smiles and shouts "Welcome to a New Galaxy". And that's it. Kind of a lame ending for such an epic game.

But what Galaxy lacks in story, it definatly makes up for in gameplay. Galaxy has some pretty ingenious puzzles in it and it's very satisfying to grab that power star at the end of each level because you feel like you've earned it. So hats off to you, Nintendo.

Sunshine has a completly different feel to it, in SMS (I'm just gonna use acronyms from now on) you wander around alot, ya' know? In SMG you almost feel like your on rails, you go from puzzle to puzzle. Which is fine, and you can still goof off with the gravity and stuff, but there isn't a whole lot of exploring.

For example, in Delfino Plaza, theres a whole lot of stuff to do. Little hidden secrets and st00f. With the Observatory in Galaxy, it's a different story. It's really just there for you to go to different levels which is, I think, what they were aiming for. So it works, but Plaza is definatly bettah.

Sunshine is probably the longer game, but all around, Galaxy is simply more fun. You can play it for hours nonstop!!111

Controls - Mario feels a little heavier in SMG, he'll kinda skid when you stop running. In SMS, he's really light. He'll bounce and run around easily. I'd hafta say I like SMS's feel more, but it really isn't that big o' a deal. When you actually get into the game, you don't really think of it.

I must say, though, I miss the dual analog sticks of the gamecube. Fixed camera kinda stinks, and there are a couple of times in SMG that I wish I could control the camera.

All in all I give this game a Galaxy-is-better-then-Sunshine out of 10. Thanks for reading.